simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

(via lifewhatelse)

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

legbert:

imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird

(via ourparliamentofowls)

trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

(via xerostra)

"Criminalising pregnant women who drink is a ploy to restrict their freedom"

the-goddamazon:

thetallblacknerd:

drejofvalenwood:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

prototran:

I’m not making this shit up

OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST DON’T FUCKING DRINK WHILE YOU’RE PREGNANT HOLY SHIT! 

—Dionysus

GODDAMN THIS PLANET

Fetal Alcohol syndrome no real.

I hate this planet

*ollies into the sun*

Hey guys, no need to be rude! My mum drank when she was pregnant with me and I turned out perfectly fi-

Never mind, proceed.

(via dion-thesocialist)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

mo’ money mo’ problems

(via xerostra)

annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

(via suckafreesundays)

swoonforme:

thegestianpoet:

  • where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
  • at forever 21

dorian gray jokes just never get old

(via presidentjohnkennedy)

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

(via lifewhatelse)

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime
taweela:

i just realized that if this was translated into english it’d say 
The Merciful is merciful to the merciful. 
deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via lifewhatelse)