I can’t be trusted with stickers and gameboys


They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this but oh, I do


if i don’t see robben cry tomorrow then what’s the point

(via thomasmarte)


growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork, via louistomlison)


masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via presidentjohnkennedy)

scraping tobacco scraps off the floor of my car because i h8 green cones but I’m too povo to buy smokes 💅💄💋


Neymar bouta walk out on the field like “put me in coach”


Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

(via infinitedesire7)